"Sorry they are unable to be here Awards"..
A fantastic new Awards night were bands and Artists that should be nominated in categories are invited to watch the proceedings, while bands and artists who are clearly not of a high enough standard to win a raffle, are actually contesting the nominations to win.
We listened Glass in hand excitedly sipping Prosecco while we surveyed the room in anticipation of an inviting glimpse of any trays coming into vie loaded with tasty Canapes,however these quickly ran out within half an hour of the proceedings starting.. Baffled yet? Don't worry you will be!
The best way to achieve full and true bafflement would be to hire a Compere who is completely out of his depth and quite frankly has no knowledge of the subject..Maybe the Compere could swear and shout a bit to help pad out the evening plus where would we be without adding various random unfunny asides about conversations with a neighbour,t heir mum or some other relative that doesn't mean a damn thing to anyone present!
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